bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Houston, we have a blender
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????