Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire