i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
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