He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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