I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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