would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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