We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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