piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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