i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
