found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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