bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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