He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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