As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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