I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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