Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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