thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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