She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
