Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
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Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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