Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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