may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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