I wish I only lived at night.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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