1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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