i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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