ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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