So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
i out mim tonsoeep
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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