Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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