i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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