Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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