just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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