he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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