He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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