hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
id be glad to
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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