I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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