How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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