Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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