well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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