SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
i need to put some appletini on your dick
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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