If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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