Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Randomize
