But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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