dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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