"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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