Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
this hospital has no fireball
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Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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