Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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