Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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