I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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