As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
40s are totally the cure
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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