i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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