Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
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