I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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