hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
