you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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