We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize