That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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