She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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