She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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